So, I don’t post this badboy on my facebook, I don’t send it around to my contact list and I don’t tweet the heck out of it (btw, if you want to share with your friends, feel more than free), but I do still look at tips and tricks to increase SEO. For the less tech-saavy, this means Search Engine Optimization.
I knoooww….why would I care about getting more readers when I don’t publicize this? Well, I guess the key is; I want to share this with readers I don’t actually know. I, pure and simple, want to share my musings with people who will appreciate the topics, the quality of the words, or maybe even relate a time or two.
However, the first thing that WordPress tells you to do on your blog is edit, edit and edit some more. And you know what? I truly think I do! I read, re-read, read again, edit again and more often than not, have written a post long before it makes it to screen. So, it gets even better….not only am I an anal perfectionist with a knack for the written word, but I’m in a communications field. I actually have to proof and copywrite as part of my career – I have done it in my full-time gig and I have even freelanced, and yet, tonight of all nights…I caught a cardinal sin.
I wrote THERE when I meant THEIR. OMG, if I have to list a top pet-peeve, it without a doubt, would be people who cannot differenciate homophones. Oh, and incessant honkers. You know the ones, the ones that either honk 14 times in a row thinking you didn’t hear them the first time as you sit at the red light, or the one who leans on it as though they just had a stroke over the wheel. I know you know, but this is all besides the point.
Back to the point, yes people, they are called homophones, not homonyms and don’t mistake this word with homophobes. Fact of the day. Either way, isn’t it annoying when you read an email and a person just ain’t no good at the differentials of their them there they’res and you’re hating how the yours of yore are misused? Jiminy Cricket, thems confusing homophones. But, seriously, I used the wrong THERE? Mmmmeeeeeeee??
It seems that no matter how many times I read, proof, read again and proof some more, I always find some new little error – some misplaced period, an inconsistent comma, a word missing, or a misspelling by one letter (but it still made a real word so Microsoft Word didn’t catch it…you know what I’m talking about). Is that simply the life of a perfectionist? Is no task ever really done… or are we all a little half-assed all the time and no matter how hard we try our life will be filled with errors?
So this got me thinking, is this a hidden lesson of life? I am flawed, therefore things I produce may be too? Do you know anybody who is perfect? I sure as hell don’t…and when it comes to creative projects, I’m pretty damn close. But, I guess next time I’ll just try a little harder, look a little closer, rely on more help and…..if I STILL mess up, I guess I’ll just keep editing. I mean, deep down…isn’t that the crux of life?
No matter what happens….you just keep editing. There is no delete button, magic eraser or white-out to hide the problem, you just need to keep rewriting the story because it will never be complete and it will never be perfect.
So, readers, should you find a misspelled word, backward letter, or an incorrect usage of homophones…judge me, please judge me (I would judge you). Just don’t rule me out for my mistakes because like me, you might be surprised when you make them too.
“Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it.” – Salvador Dali
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